Monday, May 23, 2005

My Snakes on a Plane song

You are the greatest movie title in the history of cinema,
one day I hope to see you in a theater.
Your title rocks me like a summer wind.
I hope you turn into a franchise and I get more snakes on planes.

Snakes on a Plane!
Snakes on a Plane!
Snakes on a Plane!
Snakes on a Plane!
Snakes on a Plane!
Snakes on a Plane!

For a while they changed the title to Flight 121,
but that would not be snakes on a plane.
The greatness of this film is its simplicity,
the genius of such a perfect title.

Snakes on a Plane!
Snakes on a Plane!
Snakes on a Plane!
Snakes on a Plane!
Snakes on a Plane!
Snakes on a Plane!

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Gatorade, the thirstade, for that deep down body thirst.