TIRED OF THE DISCOURSE: WONDER WOMAN 1984 EDITION

Everyone is annoyed right now (at least - though not only - in America). I was standing in a long line to get groceries today, which shows how inconvenient the world is right now, and there was a guy standing outside with no mask on. And it was making me furious how long he was standing in line at distances six feet apart without putting one on. I don't know this guy, and we can stand six feet apart and if we aren't talking or breathing too hard maybe it's not a risk, but we're all tired and cranky. And it took a lot for me not to scold a guy I don't know who may have lost a mask and needed to buy one. I don't know. But I feel like this whole event makes us all feel like everyone else is an asshole.

For smart people who've spent the last nine months sheltering in place it's because we recognize this could have been over if people weren't being so selfish and short sighted. For less smart people it's because they feel limited by people telling them what to do. Everyone is upset.Gal Gadot first stepped in this with the now infamous "Imagine" video, which saw her and a number of visibly unsure celebrity friends sheltering at home in their lovely houses singing the Lennon song. What was likely the effort of a bunch of theater kids to brighten the mood went over horribly, partly because for a certain section of the population class politics are more important than ever, especially when there is so much income disparity and a bunch of rich doofuses telling the world to cheer up Charlie just doesn't play. But, it was also easy to clown because it was earnest. And earnest requires leaving yourself open to be mocked. The question is how much is that just the world basically listening to the mulletted smoker in the fleece jacket mocking Boy George and Whitney Houston? It is the easiest thing in the world to be cynical, but what and who are we picking on and why?

One of the disappointing side effects of the Trump presidency is then the coarsening of our culture. People who might think of themselves as pacifists - when pressed - might be up for bad things happening to the president and his cronies. It falls somewhere between justice and eyes for eyes. And their intentional disinterest in managing a natural disaster, and the fact that the entire Republican party is now a clown show filled with grievances for nonsense reasons is going to be something that will either be put down, or eventually ruin the country. Yes, 81 Million people voted for one guy. 74 Million voted for the other. DURING THIS. They wanted the guy running things now to run them more. 

The unfortunate problem is that releasing WONDER WOMAN 1984 right now is like releasing a feature length version of that Imagine video. Not that it's a shitty DIY bunch of celebs looking like idiots for even trying/caring, but it is a film meant to be a salve against the Trump era. It's an earnest film.

I say this having seen the film a couple of times now. The first time I saw it my reaction was "this is not going to go over well." I couldn't totally articulate why I didn't think it was going to work, but I could tell this was not going to play with some audiences. Maybe because it's bright, maybe because it isn't very Marvel, maybe because the trailer suggested a film more driven by the 1984 setting, which is mostly kept to a clothing montage and opening sequence. I didn't have a bead on it until I watched it again, and then I saw what the film was trying to do.

Wonder Woman never throws a punch. In the entire movie. Once you understand that, the whole film opens up. You may not like it, but there is a design to it. 

In the mall fight scene, everything is about defense and keeping the bad guys tied down. Having a fight scene where the main character is acting defensively plays weird. She is never the aggressor, but will leave the bad guys incapacitated. This fight is capped by the most violent Diana moment in the whole thing, where the bad guys are dropped on the roof of a car, but it's played for laughs. And if you have already decided this movie sucks you can be like "that would kill them." And if you say that to me, buddy, have you watched an action movie? When Diana protects Barbara from pushy street guy, we just see that he's been knocked away, not the act itself - we only see that Diana caught her. But when Barbara defends herself it's an act of horror because she is partly the aggressor. In the Middle East chase, Diana rips out a steering wheel and tells the driver the brakes still work. The reason why the car she's under flips is because it's falling apart and she grabs a pipe that causes it to go airborne, and then uses a missile to save children. The White House fight shows Diana at her most aggressive (she kicks), but it's always a defensive maneuver. This then is contrasted when Barbara gains her strength and beats the crap out of the secret service that then Wonder Woman has to also save from Barbara, while also protecting herself from them. I don't know shit about martial arts, but I assume WW's technique is all water based, using people's energies to defeat them etc., but that's not my area of expertise.

In the end Wonder Woman kills no one, not even Barbara. The only purely bad guys are the criminals at the beginning (and maybe the creepy street guy), but the film ends with redemption for everyone else. Because the story is about how cheating is bad. Which is why the film opens with WW losing because she cheated, it's why she can't have Steve, and why we can't trust magical BS artists who say they can give you everything. The film is about the redemptive possibilities of empathy, and the desire to fight bad with good. But not good that's accepts the only response to violence is violence.

And I can see audiences - many people isolating by themselves during the hardest time of the year to be alone, or even people who visit family members or flew and knowingly put themselves in danger because it's been a rough year - watching this movie and being annoyed with it's perkiness. This is a film that is trying to show a world without Trump, that doesn't appeal to base instincts of violence and revenge. And right now that's super easy to say to that "fuck you." Because the difference between "Imagine" and "Many things" is not that far.

DISCLAIMER: I can also tell you things that don't work about this film. I mean, I don't think the Cheetah design works at all, but a dodgy five minute CGI sequence in a superhero movie is not a deal breaker because if it was I could never watch them. Ultimately I think this is a pretty good studio movie.

George Lucas Doesn't Get Yoda

The Mandalorian  seems to play well for some. That "some" seems to like the prequels and hates THE LAST JEDI. Even if they know that THE RISE OF SKYWALKER is infinitely worse, they fucking hate THE LAST JEDI so they will beat up on it using Mando as a gotcha. I had to stop watching it because I didn't see a point in hatewatching nostalgia nothings. And that's what it is. But you know, if you enjoy it, go for it. I'm tired. There's a pandemic. 

But I think part of the divide is that there's some of us who have known George Lucas is full of shit and he doesn't totally get STAR WARS, which is why the prequels don't work, and those who think the prequels are as intended, and do so much heavy lifting to make them a coherent whole thatthey want to claim it's a master's thesis. But Lucas just doesn't get Yoda. At all. 

But, you say, didn't Lucas create Yoda? Yes and no. In a script credited to Leigh Brackett and Lawrence Kasdan and a story by George Lucas, there is room to suggest that Lucas had nothing to do with how Yoda turned out. But then you counter that Brackett died in 1978 - her credit is part courtesy - so there is always this thought that there are unknown knowns, or known unknowns. But here's the thing, George Lucas is credited as the writer of the STAR WARS novelization that has Luke as a twenty year old and Leia as 18. Either Lucas didn't actually write it (Alan Dean Foster is also credited, IIRC), or Lucas didn't actually know they would be brother and sister until RETURN OF THE JEDI, when they felt they needed another big twist like in EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (also one that could justify why the lead didn't get the girl). Regardless, the emperor has no clothes/master plan. Lucas never had a fleshed out nine film cycle, he lied. If you can't sense his change in attitude from THE PHANTOM MENACE to ATTACK OF THE CLONES to respond to criticisms, I hope that Kool Aid tastes delicious.

The other big thing is this, EMPIRE director Irvin Kershner was Lucas's film professor in college. Think about that. What a flex to hire your teacher to make a film about your cinematic avatar (and Lucas put a lot of himself into Luke) to then make a film about teaching that avatar how to be an adult. 

And then think about how much of a flex it is to make that movie, and then have it be as good if not better than STAR WARS. To then create an indelible figure like Yoda who basically tells the main character that he's a chump, and then when that main character ignores the teacher's advice, shows that he's a failure. And it works as a middle chapter narrative, so you can't even say Kersh was being a dick to do it. That's some fraught melodrama behind the scenes. But he did establish Yoda, what he is and what he's about. And Lucas doesn't understand Yoda at all. 

How can I say that? It's simple really. When Yoda says "Too old to begin the training" in EMPIRE he's negging Luke. It's not a Jedi rule in the universe at that time. How do I know? BECAUSE YODA FUCKING TRAINS LUKE. Not because he's their last hope, but because Yoda did it because needed Luke to know he ain't shit. Luke at that moment thought he knew everything, and Yoda needed to make him a pupil. That's not one plus fourteen times x to the fourth, that's what's on screen. Yoda pretends to be a weird old creature because he needs to teach Luke that he is looking at the world wrong. Which is why the most important line in the entirety of STAR WARS is "judge me by my size do you? Where you should not."

When Yoda says Anakin is too old to begin the training in TPM, it's a callback, but one that doesn't make any god damned sense. Why? Because it was never about age. But to make it about age makes it a thing. "Oh, that's how they do it." But if you recognize all those moments in the prequel that recall Luke's training are basically fan service (the blaster helmets) it's not a coherent ideology, but Lucas not really engaged, throwing out these moments to make fans happy. And any attempts to spin "How can the Jedi be such idiots?" into a coherent narrative betrays the fact that Lucas had no interest in doing any heavy lifting so he creates obstacles that are non-obstacles to keep them from being all powerful. I cannot watch the PT films (which I have recently) and say that Lucas had any plan so much as that any time he felt like "I should address why this is" his best response was "reasons" that now people try to map out into a coherent thing. And I'm not attacking this because I think I know Jedis better than George Lucas, it's because it's lazy. It's giving R2 the ability to fly after four movies because you can't write yourself out of a scene lazy.

How can I say that he doesn't get Yoda? Because it's a different character, and a much less interesting one (which is endemic of Lucas's PT films). Where's Yoda's sense of humor? Did he turn into a goofball magically twenty years later? I mean, it's possible being isolated on a swamp planet gets you goofy, but I don't think Yoda was bored. But as damning as TPM is in showing Lucas just not caring to engage with the ideas of the original trilogy, the moment that proves Lucas doesn't get Yoda is the minute Yoda fights with a light saber. Not because he turns into a whirling dervish, but because as a master he should never have to. It's a complete lack of imagination to have Yoda get into a fight and then lose because he's overwhelmed because it's judging him by his size. If you don't understand that Yoda is the moral heart of this universe, you don't get that universe. 

And this is something Rian Johnson understands to his core, and something Mandalorian does not, because it allows Baby Yoda to be a cute murderer. If you don't understand why I don't find that appealing, I don't understand why you like things. 

I think part of the reason why this is vexing to me is that the Lucas mythos is sort of like Trump. You're buying into this package that ignores the human element that suggests something completely different than what is being projected. And to find coherent ideology of the Jedi's actions (even if you can) in the prequels is to ignore the bigger picture for the service of something else. Like what you like. Enjoy the prequels if you do. But don't pretend it's something that it's not.